Monkius's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["WAH" (A WAP/Waluigi Music Parody)]

I've never heard the original, but lmao. This is awesome.

JackSquatJB responds:

And you'll never have to thanks to me =P

[Gay Flirting Disaster]

- Lol, the style reminds me of Yotam Perel/Lazymuffin's work.

- I liked the definition that you slipped in to reveal a little more about the your facet of sexuality.

- The part with the desperate guy was like you taking Confucius/Kung Tzu literally: "It doesn't matter how quickly you go, so long as you never stop." Something along those lines. I think he was talking about continuous learning and intellectual progress; irrespective of that, sometimes it is better to *just keep walking...* LOL.

Relachi responds:

- my style is so inconsistent, i don't even know anymore lol

- thanks, bit of lesbian know how for the rest of the world :D

- that... that got very deep very fast

[PPAP Pen Pineapple Apple Pen ANIMATED!]

Surprisingly, it's a lot less awkward than the original.

Well done, sir!

jessejayjones responds:

Thank you! :)

[Failed Robbery (RUS)]

The animation is pretty solid for a first cartoon.

Although the only word I understood was "listen" (слушать), I still got the basic plot and laughed out loud. :D

What did the robber say to the cashier? Something like "give me all the money"?

MaoCao responds:

Thank you!
Yeah, the robber say "I'm the robber who have desert eagle. And if you doesn't give me all your money... I'm gonna shoot your goddamn head off!"

[Crust]

Sweet god, that is one surly mole.

Do you plan on continuing this story, or was it a one-time project? There is so much left unresolved... Where are the surly mole and the worm off to? What is with that underground alley with a trash can? Will the kid ever get back to the surface?

Irrespective of whether you continue this, I'll be watching out for whatever is next in the pipeline; I really hope that you continue it, though. Lol.

Brewster responds:

Maybe the mole and worm duo can show up somewhere else down the line, but the story here is finished. Thanks for watching!

[Thirsty]

Either that guy is a cissy, or the hot sauce was made from Carolina Reapers... TWO MILLION &@$#ING SCOVILLE UNITS! Glad he found the milk though, what a nice cow.

Animation reminded me of Ren & Stimpy crossed with Oggy et les Cafards. Pretty cool.

Did the bird in your bathroom find its way out after you were done thanking it?

oryozema responds:

It took 10 minutes to get him out of there, but he's free now, flying high and pooping on cars~

[I Like Vegetables]

I think he meant the vegetable drawer in the fridge, not a random one in the kitchen counter, lol...

Fuck it, funnier this way.

And since you mention animation-specific criticism, I don't think I've seen anyone swallow vegetables whole... Just saying.

Everything else was goddamn awesome :D

Yusuf responds:

This guy REALLY likes vegetables, so of course he can make the effort to swallow vegetables whole. Plus it's funnier this way :P
Just to clarify, I meant in the sense of how the movements have been animated, drawings, frame-by-frame etc. Thanks anyway

[Playin' with my Pianist]

Lol, wut?

Nonsensical is fun sometimes, though; this would be one of those times. It was hard to watch/listen to at times, but I couldn't tell you which times, because this was one big WTF and I have no idea what just happened, besides the lady quoting Bruce Almighty.

So, five stars!

intestines responds:

Glad you caught the reference! :P

and the point of this was to give a big wtf lololol

[SPACE WALRUS]

That is the most glorious interplanetary space mammal that I have ever seen... It's the only one I've ever seen, but that's beside the point; it is entirely deserving of this epic ode. I liked it, particularly the multi-note syllables.

WALRUUUUUH-UH-UH-US!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

cheers

[Pulp Pixelz]

Lol, about died when I realised what the song at the end was... But yeah, I like how you stayed faithful to the "grid" of pixels and didn't have any half-filled pixels or pixels of random different sizes like in some "pixel art" I see... Bravo, sir! I could have sworn they shot some guy behind the counter with a gun and not the guy in the chair at the end of the scene, though...

deathink responds:

in the original movie Vincent is behind the counter... but thanks for appreciating the fact that I kept all pixel art in correct positioning and sizes, it was a lot of work