Total Medals Earned: 3,841 (From 670 different games.) Total Medal Score: 72,195 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (100/500 points)
Unlocked the Safe
Stopped Laying Around
Left the Bedroom
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Garage
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
Medals Earned: 2/17 (15/380 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Time
Piano player
Solve the word puzzle.
Fire Starter
Escape!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Get a combo of 35!
Detonate 50 bombs cumulatively.
Obtain a score of 10,000.
Reach the red pill and blue pill level. Which will you choose?
Medals Earned: 25/31 (130/255 points)
Your destiny is in the stars!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/85 points)
Use arrow for first time
Die for the first time
Kill your first child
Finish the first 5 levels
Use portal for first time
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish all 15 levels
Beat the minimum in all levels
Medals Earned: 5/9 (60/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!