Total Medals Earned: 3,843 (From 670 different games.) Total Medal Score: 72,360 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/285 points)
Finish the game somehow!
Poop yourself 20 times or less!
Poop yourself 10 times or less!
Dont poop yourself! *Dont expect to unlock this medal! *
Poop yourself 5 times or less!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
Get the pitchfork
Collect every heart in the game.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with three hearts.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (180/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Lose the game
Win the game on any difficulty
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (155/155 points)
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Buy all four properties.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (110/285 points)
Finish the game with at least 24 gems.
Finish the game with all 27 gems.
Finish the game with a complete map.
Find the first secret area.
Find the second secret area.
Find all three secret areas.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (65/65 points)
Set Darcy on fire.
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Send the reincarny back to hell!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/60 points)
Kill Naja and send him back to hell.