Total Medals Earned: 3,843 (From 670 different games.) Total Medal Score: 72,360 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (65/65 points)
Earn the rank of Chosen One
Earn the rank of Pyromancer
Earn the rank of Ice Master
Defeat the evil boss in level 9
Earn a score of 550 or higher on Survival Mode
Medals Earned: 11/41 (110/460 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
What kind of caveman are you?
win game with 29 points or more
win game with 19 points or more
find the 3 hindden stars
Win game with all right answers
Medals Earned: 17/18 (450/475 points)
Find all 5 differences
win the game
Win game with no mistakes
Medals Earned: 15/15 (395/395 points)
guess the name
Guess the name
Medals Earned: 35/58 (260/500 points)
have $5000
write 10 books
play 100 in-game weeks
write 5 books
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 5
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 5
buy a tent
get in the top 40 of the book charts
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 5
have $10000
buy an apartment
buy a car
buy a computer
have intelligence of 20
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have research of 20
get in the top 10 of the book charts
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
have charisma of 10
have humour of 10
have style of 10
have wit of 10
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 30
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
reach #1 on the book charts
Medals Earned: 11/20 (100/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Beat Blue Level 1
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Level 1 cleared
Level 3 cleared
Level 2 cleared
Level 5 cleared
Level 4 cleared
Level 7 cleared
Level 10 cleared
Level 8 cleared
Level 9 cleared
Level 6 cleared
Level 15 cleared
Level 14 cleared
Level 11 cleared
Level 13 cleared
Level 12 cleared
Level 16 cleared
Level 17 cleared
Level 18 cleared
Level 19 cleared
All levels cleared
Medals Earned: 11/12 (220/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 9/18 (165/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Find your soul (patch)
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Successfully find The Winnfield
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.