Monkius's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tesla Roadster]

Lmao, the end gave me a proper chuckle. Hopefully this doesn't happen IRL and it lands on Mars or something.

[The Greatest Golfer]

Lmao! So that's how he got all those trophies!

[Mini Cops]

The engine sound effect reminds me of a really old PC game called "Street Rod", lol. In certain places, anyway.

[zoinks]

Lmao. Realistic!

I also liked how succinct/short-but-sweet this was. Set up the scene, set up the joke, punchline. Thirty seconds. Magnifico.

It's also worth watching two or three times to see all the easter eggs in the background, like the wiener hidden in the Mystery Machine's paint job...

[Soviet Ugandan Knuckles]

I was confused, but after some Googling I figured out that it is commenting on the influx of racist idiots on VRchat, using a "Ugandan Knuckles" meme. North America is going to the dogs :-/

Was the "Soviet" theme chosen because Knuckles is red, or does the choice have more to do with the Statue of Liberty scene?

[Being Broke]

As some Greek dude said a long time ago: "the reward of suffering is experience." If you've had your car catch fire, other minor failures (or taking public transit) doesn't seem so bad. If you've had your water shut off before, you can similarly Macgyver things when you only notice that the TP has run out after you sit down to poop. Being poor is great (for a certain amount of time, anyway); it gives you tools for life if you play your cards right.

PS: If you made that book into a bunch of comic strips like a Garfield book or something, people would probably buy it.

[Sloof's Supershop - The Meteorite Milkshake]

Lol, these are so worth the wait. The random bit of instant karma at the end was particularly hilarious...

P.S: "Colorvision" is indeed glorious. I really like the mixed-media approach, especially when it's so seamlessly integrated... If I weren't paying attention, I probably wouldn't have noticed.

[Cream]

There is one big flaw in this: it assumes that all capitalists are stupid.

They aren't; most of them got that rich because they were diligent with their money.

They probably got all that money to fund their--or other peoples'--big ideas (which require big money.) If a some magical "Cream" replaced money, they would adapt to it and be no more likely to mutter "no" into a phone than say, a painter whose supplies got replaced with this "Cream." Different means, same end (that end being the realisation of one's ideas.) Money is the capitalist's blank canvas.

[Gay Flirting Disaster]

- Lol, the style reminds me of Yotam Perel/Lazymuffin's work.

- I liked the definition that you slipped in to reveal a little more about the your facet of sexuality.

- The part with the desperate guy was like you taking Confucius/Kung Tzu literally: "It doesn't matter how quickly you go, so long as you never stop." Something along those lines. I think he was talking about continuous learning and intellectual progress; irrespective of that, sometimes it is better to *just keep walking...* LOL.

Relachi responds:

- my style is so inconsistent, i don't even know anymore lol

- thanks, bit of lesbian know how for the rest of the world :D

- that... that got very deep very fast

[Bar Rushmore: Booth Ache]

That's really cool... A combination of foam-core bristol board stuff and animation. I've never seen that before.

I don't often pay much attention to sitcoms, save for the ones where a character has something substantial to say from time to time; you managed to achieve this, I think, because I giggled at the blatant irony/hypocrisy in what "Gdubs" said. MURRICUH!