Monkius's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[PPAP Pen Pineapple Apple Pen ANIMATED!]

Surprisingly, it's a lot less awkward than the original.

Well done, sir!

jessejayjones responds:

Thank you! :)

[Final Form]

Lol, as usual your work leaves me speechless.

What the heck was he muttering at the end, though?

[Failed Robbery (RUS)]

The animation is pretty solid for a first cartoon.

Although the only word I understood was "listen" (слушать), I still got the basic plot and laughed out loud. :D

What did the robber say to the cashier? Something like "give me all the money"?

MaoCao responds:

Thank you!
Yeah, the robber say "I'm the robber who have desert eagle. And if you doesn't give me all your money... I'm gonna shoot your goddamn head off!"

[Sparks]

You need to change all the colours in this animation; I hate the font.

Heh, kidding.

But in seriousness, the story seemed to lack closure. I thought that she was running to her needy boss and persnickety client to flip them off and quit, starting a new chapter in life, etc... But it ended rather abruptly with two people standing by a taxicab.

Perhaps I've missed the point?

[Crust]

Sweet god, that is one surly mole.

Do you plan on continuing this story, or was it a one-time project? There is so much left unresolved... Where are the surly mole and the worm off to? What is with that underground alley with a trash can? Will the kid ever get back to the surface?

Irrespective of whether you continue this, I'll be watching out for whatever is next in the pipeline; I really hope that you continue it, though. Lol.

Brewster responds:

Maybe the mole and worm duo can show up somewhere else down the line, but the story here is finished. Thanks for watching!

[Hey That's Offensive!]

It's good that you are taking your comedy outside of your comfort zone, but I agree with some of the other reviews, and don't think this is likely to offend people who aren't "Beverly Butthurts" in the first place.

It kind of reminds me of Dave Chappelle's reaction to when Kramer freaked out. To paraphrase:
"I think I'm 20% black and 80% comedian...
You know?
The black in me got offended,
but the comedian in me was just like "god DAMN. N****'s havin' a BAD set."

Great work, d00d!

[How to Stop Being Fat]

Wow, this is more helpful than I thought... Sad thing is though, that the scale's candor in the beginning will probably lose you a fair number of butt-hurt beverlies before the cartoon even gets to the factual information... Society has not only gotten soft physically, but emotionally as well. I'm rating this 5 stars so that hopefully more people will soldier through the "tough love" part because of the high rating (and because it's awesome, lol.)

[Bort Simpon]

Q:How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Fish.

... I don't think I'll ever understand this fully, but I think it's something to do with the "S&M" sort of relationship that Bart and Millhouse have... Bart being the dominant one and Millhouse being the submissive one.

[Thirsty]

Either that guy is a cissy, or the hot sauce was made from Carolina Reapers... TWO MILLION &@$#ING SCOVILLE UNITS! Glad he found the milk though, what a nice cow.

Animation reminded me of Ren & Stimpy crossed with Oggy et les Cafards. Pretty cool.

Did the bird in your bathroom find its way out after you were done thanking it?

oryozema responds:

It took 10 minutes to get him out of there, but he's free now, flying high and pooping on cars~

[Be Yourself]

...Huh?