Monkius's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ultimate Yacht Battle]

That was fucking magnificent. I think I might watch it again...

[Mental]

I have no idea why, but I watched the whole thing.

... I was probably waiting for it to start making sense. I hope you make more, I enjoyed trying to figure out what was going on/what would happen next.

[Police Cops]

Lol, brings me back to my childhood with the Dragonball/Sailor Moon-like antics... Too bad that you're on to other things, this was a fun little 6-minute nostalgia trip...

[The Face Rift]

I loled.

Then I googled it and saw that it's actually true... :(

[I Like Vegetables]

I think he meant the vegetable drawer in the fridge, not a random one in the kitchen counter, lol...

Fuck it, funnier this way.

And since you mention animation-specific criticism, I don't think I've seen anyone swallow vegetables whole... Just saying.

Everything else was goddamn awesome :D

Yusuf responds:

This guy REALLY likes vegetables, so of course he can make the effort to swallow vegetables whole. Plus it's funnier this way :P
Just to clarify, I meant in the sense of how the movements have been animated, drawings, frame-by-frame etc. Thanks anyway

[Here's My Poo]

Voted 1: "This makes poop look good" lol

[Balgar-The Middle ages 2]

Lol, 6:05... Guy is whistling Cotton Eye Joe... I feel old all of a sudden after recognising the song.

[Spirit Quest Journey]

Lol, such awesome characters... I really hope this gets made into some kind of sci-fi cartoon series. I'd at least like to see where this rag-tag band of moon-monsters is heading...

Also, the flying pickle/turd/elongated meatball was awesome. And armless Sasquatch.

[Playin' with my Pianist]

Lol, wut?

Nonsensical is fun sometimes, though; this would be one of those times. It was hard to watch/listen to at times, but I couldn't tell you which times, because this was one big WTF and I have no idea what just happened, besides the lady quoting Bruce Almighty.

So, five stars!

intestines responds:

Glad you caught the reference! :P

and the point of this was to give a big wtf lololol

[Far Away]

I've got two thoughts and I'm not sure which one is correct (but I'm leaning towards the latter based on the author comments blurb):
1- man that mad scientist has a crazy costume
2- where the fuck did a medieval wizard get modern scientific equipment/chemicals???

Despite the nonsensical plot, I love the fact that you hand-drew/painted everything (or at least it looks like it). I also like the vivid, trippy colours.

I've added you to favourites, do please upload more as you come up with it.