Monkius's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Undead Highway]

MAN...

If this guy wasn't such a FUCK-TARD behind the wheel, this game would have been a lot easier... I mean seriously. If he hadn't been driving at a HUNDRED AND TEN FUCKING MILES PER HOUR, he wouldn't have overheated, ran out of fuel, and likely wouldn't have crashed into anything, either.

Haha, but seriously. This game is awesome and the guns are the kind of MacGyver shit you'd make up in a situation like that (well, most of them are, anyway...), but I didn't like a few things:

- the dying/falling down zombies moved a lot like the "live" ones, which made it hard to not get bitten when using weapons like the nailguns or the coin rifle. (But I still managed to sneak through the last level while being 90% infected for the last minute or so)

- it ran a little slow at times (even on low quality), but that could very well be my ancient web browser or my slowish computer...

- How the hell did zombies get onto the safe island? :(

[Shattered Colony]

Needs moar challenge!

This game was a great way to kill time, but I didn't feel that even the last level of the campaign was hard. I'm adding you to my favourite programmers list, in case you make the next one with more campaign levels that get even harder.

As far as the game goes, it looks pretty polished, but there was this weird glitch near the beginning of the last level where my survivors started running amok for a bit. I was like AAAAH, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING!? But then they settled down. So it wasn't too bad.

5/5

[Mousescape]

Lol, nice...

The lower piece from the mouse trap screen... You bastard, lol... Good thing you put in a walkthrough. I like this game, it's a good time killer, not overly complicated or hard (except for that one piece...)

5/5

[Slot Car Grand Prix]

Tsk. Pity.

Really, REALLY sucks that you have to sign up for a MochiGays account to get any semblance of a good slot car... -2pts just for that. The game, however, is endlessly entertaining.

[Echanted graveyard escape]

Feedback

SPOILER

The whole prayer note on the candle stone was a bastard move, I wouldn't have thought of that in a million years, I thought I just had to dig by the tree from the painting. It's kind of stupid that you can't dig before you put the prayer on the stone.

/SPOILER

Other than that, good game 4/5

[House, M.D. Medication]

I bumped you up over the 3.0 mark

lmfao. This is hilarious...

I hope you got licensing from the show, or else their lawyers are going to be all over your ass. lol

[Type Fast]

FAIL

Some of the shit is spelled wrong, eg "Eqvivalence". Some of these aren't even friggin' words, for godsakes.

[Freegear]

Don't beat yourself up...

This *so* deserves the daily second. But then again, I'm a bit biased, as I loved the Top Gear series...

But yeah, a few things:
- Upgrades. Perhaps find a more creative way than bars and +/- buttons... Even the original Top Gear had pictures of engines and transmissions and body armor and what not... And on that note, there are no transmission upgrades (that I've found, so far... Only finished 3 of the tourneys), you're pretty much stuck with the 5-speed...

- Coefficient of friction of the road. Rain, snow or dry roads, it's all the exact same to drive on. What the hell is the point of differing weather conditions if there isn't a varying level of challenge?

- Points system, like the original. I came first twice and second twice (to two different cars) and I still got a silver trophy. WTF?

The rest you've mentioned that you either rushed or are working on... I hope you read this, and please make more! This is probably the first flash racing game I played for more than 15 minutes...

5/5
9/10

And to everyone who is crying about how "hard" the game is... OLD SCHOOL GAMES ARE LIKE THAT. If you don't like it, quit your bitch-ass whining and go back to your modern, watered-down video games.

[Binary]

Really fun...

...But short. The last puzzle on the second planet took me a while, though. It was the only one I considered "hard". I still think you should make a sequel with more puzzles (and more hard ones, like the final puzzle!).

5/5, 10/10. Awesome for a quicky.