Monkius's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mousescape]

Lol, nice...

The lower piece from the mouse trap screen... You bastard, lol... Good thing you put in a walkthrough. I like this game, it's a good time killer, not overly complicated or hard (except for that one piece...)

5/5

[Slot Car Grand Prix]

Tsk. Pity.

Really, REALLY sucks that you have to sign up for a MochiGays account to get any semblance of a good slot car... -2pts just for that. The game, however, is endlessly entertaining.

[Echanted graveyard escape]

Feedback

SPOILER

The whole prayer note on the candle stone was a bastard move, I wouldn't have thought of that in a million years, I thought I just had to dig by the tree from the painting. It's kind of stupid that you can't dig before you put the prayer on the stone.

/SPOILER

Other than that, good game 4/5

[House, M.D. Medication]

I bumped you up over the 3.0 mark

lmfao. This is hilarious...

I hope you got licensing from the show, or else their lawyers are going to be all over your ass. lol

[Type Fast]

FAIL

Some of the shit is spelled wrong, eg "Eqvivalence". Some of these aren't even friggin' words, for godsakes.

[Freegear]

Don't beat yourself up...

This *so* deserves the daily second. But then again, I'm a bit biased, as I loved the Top Gear series...

But yeah, a few things:
- Upgrades. Perhaps find a more creative way than bars and +/- buttons... Even the original Top Gear had pictures of engines and transmissions and body armor and what not... And on that note, there are no transmission upgrades (that I've found, so far... Only finished 3 of the tourneys), you're pretty much stuck with the 5-speed...

- Coefficient of friction of the road. Rain, snow or dry roads, it's all the exact same to drive on. What the hell is the point of differing weather conditions if there isn't a varying level of challenge?

- Points system, like the original. I came first twice and second twice (to two different cars) and I still got a silver trophy. WTF?

The rest you've mentioned that you either rushed or are working on... I hope you read this, and please make more! This is probably the first flash racing game I played for more than 15 minutes...

5/5
9/10

And to everyone who is crying about how "hard" the game is... OLD SCHOOL GAMES ARE LIKE THAT. If you don't like it, quit your bitch-ass whining and go back to your modern, watered-down video games.

[Binary]

Really fun...

...But short. The last puzzle on the second planet took me a while, though. It was the only one I considered "hard". I still think you should make a sequel with more puzzles (and more hard ones, like the final puzzle!).

5/5, 10/10. Awesome for a quicky.

[-Space Defence-]

This makes no sense.

So space ships come toward your for-some-reason-square moon, fly around it, get shot at a bunch of times, then when they leave, you're somehow hurt and lose health???

Riiiiiiiiight...

Ringwraith1 responds:

Most tower defence games are pointless. And yeah, I know the square moon is kind of messed, but thats how it came out.

[Farm Fun]

*Snore*

Needs a fast forward button. BADLY.