Monkius's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Small Room Getaway]

That was easy, even for me...

And I suck at these kinds of games. Lol @ the soccer guys, that was a nice touch.

[Robot Wants Puppy]

AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGH

It's REALLY annoying that when you hit the enemy with the Kitty Kannon, he makes a bee-line for you and runs INTO you and kills you, and not past you. He's getting clawed to death by a cat, he shouldn't have time to go attacking robots!

Beyond that, bravo!

[Old Office Escape]

Ehhh?

What to do doesn't seem to come naturally... ie: I get the code for the icon unlock, I type it in, I push enter, nothing happens. WTF?

[Infinite Scroller 2]

Bastard hard

Jesus, you could have at least made the dot move faster as the lines speed up. This way it's just hard as a motherfucker.

mjkgames responds:

I'm not Jesus but I did create some Speed bonuses there, so pay attention to those little "S" boxes and catch a few every now and then! It helps you a lot when the platform speed goes up.

[Cursed Treasure]

Found a glitch

In level 13, I had a gem stolen and then warped it back via portal, and then one of the thieving buggers somehow stole it just like it hadn't warped back at all... And then they stole a gem that didn't even exist.... God, I'm so confused.

[Kid Launcher]

I dig it

A few problems:

- You get the 100 000m badge at 10 000m
- Your fat kid breaks the sound barrier sometimes, and there is no sonic boom
- Maybe you could make mute buttons for the music and the sounds separately, because the music kind of got to me after a while, but hearing the fat kid slam into things and explode them always made me giggle.
- The "bubble box" logo covered some of your medal descriptions...

Other than that, solid game. *thumbs up*

[Night of the Cursed]

Meh.

I've been killing off zombies for well over 15 waves, now, and the sound of this machine gun is starting to annoy me. What happens next?

... What I'm saying is: this game is in dire need of a storyline.

Also, GTFO Newgrounds with your whole "OMG, if you give us MONEY, we'll give you better WEAPONS in the game!!!" (You don't even need them, because the game is so easy...)

[Zebra aka Einstein's Puzz]

Huh?

Is there no completion message, or did I manage to fuck up an "easy" puzzle? If I didn't in fact screw it up, then it would be nice to have a "puzzle complete" message, just to know I did the puzzle correctly.

[Jetpack Jailbreak]

'Eh.

What the guy below me (browncoat) said.

Also, why the hell is there money just lying around in ventilating shafts of some underground prison on the moon? Who is he paying to get all these jetpack parts?And where in the world is he magically getting all this fuel from? Ah well, doesn't have to make sense to be fun.

5/5
8/10

[T E T R I S ' D: The Game]

Has potential

It's a good game, but there are too many glitches (is there an echo in here?)
You randomly get squished sometimes, probably because you're JUST on the square where the block lands by like maybe a pixel... Also, sometimes I can't flip-roll onto blocks, and you should flip further out of the way instead of just flipping to the next square over, where the next falling block crushes you. You should also make walls on the sides, because it's easy to just sit at the far side and jump off the edge and around the next piece whenever it comes.

The art is great, IMO. Top notch (for stick figures... heh) and smooth. No offense to this "Little Monster Games" chap, but all this game needs is a better programmer.

4/5 for art, 1/5 for programming - reviewed 5/10
voted 2/5